Wash away all sins with a soap dispenser guaranteed to pave your way to heaven with all its sudsy holiness. I suppose you could be a naughty rebel and fill it with hand lotion instead of soap, too.*Grin*

I wonder… if I used it, would I actually cease to exist? Washed away like the grime of society that I might be (or worse – am)? Looks like I need to buy this.