No one ever wants to make a dining table faux pas when their jet-setting and mingling with the locals on some exotic trip to assert their “I-can-afford-to-travel-the-world” snobbery. So test your international table-manners with this handy-dandy quiz to make sure you don’t gross out the world.

You can thank me later when you realize I saved you from a beheading for not using the right utensil while enjoying maggot fried rice in a tropical village with the elders.